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Mickey and Mallory’s guest is so vanilla, so pale, so new, that they coined him the “Great Alabaster Scrotum,” and it immediately stuck.
Mickey and Mallory talk about their first video date with another couple. They also invited their longtime, thoroughly vanilla friend they call “The Great Alabaster Scrotum,” into the Casual Swinger studios to answer his blunt and deep questions on being in the lifestyle.
https://www.sdc.com/relationship/couple/se03e03-the-great-alabaster-scrotum-a-lifestyle-ama/